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I Just Want Somebody Who Loves Me
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notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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posted 1 giorno fa | via | © | 776
@NayaRivera Hahahaha that’s funny “@Heathers_Naya: @NayaRivera how about Frozen Brittana? 
posted 3 giorni fa | via | © | 776 #Darren Criss

La Canvas & The Motley Present: The Dive Club | August 16th, 2014.

posted 6 giorni fa | via | | 247122
Mum: Can I borrow your laptop?
Me: *Deletes History*
Me: *Logs out of tumblr*
Me: *Double checks deleted history*
Me: *Close Chrome*
Me: *Open Internet Explorer*
Me: Sure
posted 1 settimana fa | via | © | 562689

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

alizabug:

good night

posted 1 settimana fa | via | © | 136277
me: im so bored
me: i have nothing to do
me: i wish i had something to do
basic responsibilities: yo
me: not u
me: anyway
me: im so bored
me: i have nothing to do

Mikasa + Expressions

posted 2 settimane fa | via | © | 177249
posted 2 settimane fa | via | © | 6292 #accurate

stiffshots:

Old joke, new spin.